Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Post Google PageRank Disorder

For those of you who find yourselves in a state of depression after the update upon us please visit this site: Psychology Info.

This depression can be brought on by an unexpected DROP in rank, an expected increase not materializing, and even a severe sadness that the Googbie's Santa is gone for 3 more months.

Don't despair. We're looking into opening a crisis center to help Googbies in crisis. In the meantime just send email or comments and we'll get you though your phase.

4 Comments:

Blogger starcastle said...

I am in the pre-Post Google Pagerank disorder state.
What should I do?

August 07, 2007  
Blogger David said...

Starcastle,
I'm sorry to hear of your reaction to the stress of the current PR update!

Our clinic is not geared up to offer support until AFTER the update has been completed, but perhaps a few of the suggestions for therapy I've received will lessne the pain in the meantime:
1 - Drink alcoholic beverages
2 - Increase the frequency of having sex
3 - Take up yoga

I hope choosing one, some, or all of these will help you survive! Clinic should be open soon.

:)

Googbie

August 13, 2007  
Blogger David said...

In case you missed it the URL to the clinic is:
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=423350

August 13, 2007  
Blogger TopEarner said...

I wish they would finally get it over with already. This update has been far too long and overdue.

September 24, 2007  

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